Would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
2007-01-15 06:30:33 · 17 answers · asked by abortion_is_murder2003 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck. Also they do not cuck wood on february 2 in observance of Groundhog's Day.
2007-01-15 06:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by grinjill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck!
2007-01-15 14:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck!
2007-01-15 14:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. My son listens to a kids cd with this tonge twister in it every day it drives me crazy but maybe i can get 10 points.
2007-01-15 16:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck what wood a wood chuck could if a wood chuck would chuck wood.
2007-01-15 14:34:45 · answer #5 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck wood a woodchuck would chuck a quort a day as long as his mean wife would stay off his back.
2007-01-15 14:53:36 · answer #6 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck could chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2007-01-15 14:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as the wood chuck would chuck
2007-01-15 14:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by Brad C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no logical answer to this question. What is the definition of chucking wood? Is that like splitting? Does he have an ax or is he just using his teeth? Does he work today?
2007-01-15 14:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woochuck could chuck wood, then a would chuck would chuck wood...but since a woodchuck can't chuck then a woodchuck needs viagra to fuque. So his wood is good.
2007-01-15 14:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by silverback487 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋