i have been on this site
since july last year
and i've had some good fun
and a lot of good cheer
i've been in touch with members
from all the worlds nations
but i've really had enuff
of the yahoo violations.
i try to tell jokes
that by my standards are mild
but obviosly they make
some people wild.
they report me to yahoo
for reasons unknown
and all of a sudden i lose points
that i own.
so tonite ive decided
enuff is enuff
i feel that yahoo is treating me ruff
im going to TELL more jokes
and offend you they might
so i challenge you yahoo
BAN ME FROM THIS SITE.
of course i will miss it
and i'll miss you all too
but i'll find another site
thats not as pathetic as YAHOO
2007-01-15 06:24:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant
Keep up the good work
2007-01-15 06:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awesome poem! 10/10! Keep posting jokes/riddles and in any other section you want to! Don't let a few spoilsports ruin it for you! Free speech rules!
2007-01-15 06:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good poem
i know how you feel mate Ive had a few violations myself (some don't even make sense)
Good luck
if you stay or go i thought your jokes were funny
2007-01-15 06:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by nosy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say 'BAN CENSORSHIP' (apart from illegal stuff like child Porn, obviously)
I'm an adult and i pay lots of taxes, if i want to read rude jokes i bloody well will.
The vast majority of jokes and wierd questions on this site are put on just for the humour they create, NOT to offend.
well said
2007-01-15 06:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Tripod 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about the person that's reporting you,
They're probably just jealous
You have more points than they do!
I was just tryin' the poetry. lol That was a good poem, keep it up, don't study them :)
2007-01-15 06:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by KiKi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for every violation you get just complain about a vacuous question, you know the ones.....why have i got a cold?
that will keep the moderators busy and they may lay off you.
at least dodgy jokes have a degree of intelligence!!
2007-01-15 06:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
dont let yahoo grind you down
dont let them run you outta town
your jokes are good and very witty
for you to go would be a pity
it dont matter if you lose some points
ignore them and their nasty taunts
we like to see you here each day
or else there will be hell to pay...
good luck...
2007-01-15 08:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Genius!
2007-01-15 06:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by villafan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well said Bill.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-15 11:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very good and so bl00dy true, let's hope these people on here will take note and listen to you!
Don't bank on it though!
2007-01-15 06:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋