Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slow. - - - -
("com-for-da-bul" )
2007-01-15 06:14:59 · 11 answers · asked by Guilty innocence 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I read that one before, but its still funny. Except I heard she searched over the world to find a china bull for her blonde sister to complete her china animal set. Does that make sense?!
2007-01-15 06:18:00 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde females were sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(close to ohio) female a million: what's closed...Ohio or the moon? female 2:nicely,duh,i will be sure the moon!
2016-10-31 04:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! 9/10
2007-01-15 06:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have nothing against blondes, good one though.
2007-01-15 08:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by Maurus B. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh!
2007-01-15 06:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by Brad C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am still laughing-that was a keeper!!!!!
2007-01-15 06:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Pam C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! that was hilarious!!! luv da endin!!!
2007-01-15 06:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious!
2007-01-15 06:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute. )O(
2007-01-15 06:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by Witchy Woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :)
2007-01-15 06:22:28 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Mandy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋