Dennis Rodman is strutting along the beach, finds a bottle and picks it up... Suddenly a female genie appears from the bottle. "Master, may I grant you one wish?" asks the genie with a smile. "Hey, Witch ... don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin me nuttin!" barks Rodman.
The genie pleads, "But Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Dennis thinks a moment... then mumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he says "OK, OK...I wanna wake up with 3 women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!" (giving the genie an evil glare). "Now leave me alone!" he screams as he walks off.
So the annoyed genie says "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle. Next morning, Dennis Rodman wakes up and finds Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton in his bed.
His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.
2007-01-15 05:36:57 · 2 answers · asked by nerdalicious_87 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles