There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fuckin potatoes!"
2007-01-15 05:32:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg! ROTFL.. this one is hilarious.. hahaha
keep up the good work.. *hugs*
2007-01-15 05:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-15 05:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me 2 always loved that 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-15 05:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dam jokes
2007-01-15 05:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by tommo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To funny
2007-01-15 05:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed a good one! Can't you just picture that happening- it is so funny. You did good.
2007-01-15 05:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, I read the jokes you write, they're funny! could you write some more?
2007-01-15 05:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-15 11:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-18 03:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by F34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been on loads of times
2007-01-15 06:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋