Items Needed :
Mint
Candy Kiss
Tea Bag
Eraser
Rubber Band
Toothpick
Chewing Gum
Band Aid
Pencil
Why?????
TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. -
RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be flexible. Things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out. -
BAND AID - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's. -
PENCIL - to remind you to list your blessings everyday. -
ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it's okay. -
CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick with it, and you can accomplish anything. -
MINT - to remind you that you are worth a mint. -
CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday. -
TEA BAG - to remind you to relax daily and go over your list of blessings. -
2007-01-15 05:04:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I enjoyed this very much. It has got me thinking. Not only have you a good sense of humour, but a profoundness. You forgot to mention in your kit a copy of some of your jokes to brighten up a dull day.
Thank you for your profound thoughts xxx
2007-01-15 10:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the candy kiss one best 10/10
2007-01-15 10:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good your in a very motherly mood are you not 10/10
2007-01-15 09:09:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awful!
2007-01-15 05:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What a load of shite
Your jokes are rubbish and so is this... whatever its supposed to be....
Wait there, i will be like a few people on here... lol... thats great
(hoping for ten point)
2007-01-15 05:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Very good.I am gonna print this up and hang it on my fridge.Thanks.Have a good day!!!
2007-01-15 05:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very nice from were do u get them carry on lol
2007-01-15 05:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by First L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What about the durex hunny - to remind you about us two
2007-01-15 05:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
your BMW to pick me up in...about eight will be fine, later on darling
2007-01-15 05:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GUN - to shoot yourself in the head with when you are being really stupid when you are high/drunk
2007-01-15 05:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋