Or does that mean next time he will bring Viagra with him?
2007-01-15 04:42:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
free viagra for all jihadists
2007-01-15 04:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only religion with a money-back guarantee is the Church Of The SubGenius. It costs $30 to join, and if you're sent to hell upon death, you receive a 3x refund of $90, and can purchase a book advising you on "How To Enjoy Hell For 5c A Day" (retail price $89.95).
2007-01-15 04:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by InitialDave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and the devil received't provide him his soul again both. the novel islamist's ought to even see many stuff interior the subsequent international, yet not one will be a virgin. Hell has been round on account that shortlly after introduction, and by no skill a lot is new or virgin there.
2016-11-24 19:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will have to deal with 72 virgins... how can u prove they will be impotent?
2007-01-15 04:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. They have a "No Cash refunds" policy. However, if it is less than 30 days they can exchange it.
2007-01-15 04:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by JOHN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah
he becomes the center of attention in a big bar-b-cue
2007-01-15 04:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by firechap20 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh there is a bunch of virgins who will be disappointed...
2007-01-15 04:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL IN THE NEXT LIFE WE DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE SEX
2007-01-15 04:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by Linda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry...not even a little funny.
2007-01-15 04:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh well.buyer beware.
2007-01-15 04:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋