went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-01-15 03:47:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one.
2007-01-15 03:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Femi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
repeated so many times but still a gd 1 10/10
2007-01-15 04:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love it i think its a really good joke
my mum thinks its brill
thanks for cheerin us up
xx thumps up
2007-01-15 03:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, better safe than sorry.
2007-01-15 03:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha That's funny âº
2007-01-15 04:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! That is awesome!
2007-01-15 03:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by Trish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-15 04:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-15 15:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how could you joke about Jesus?
2007-01-15 04:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 15:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋