where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-01-15 03:34:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before, but it's still good.
2007-01-15 03:41:45 · answer #1 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A classic
2007-01-15 11:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by BigWashSr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lil' bit cheeky Ilike it
2007-01-15 12:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by Amy H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i swear i answered this question b4 well anyway i love this classic joke
110% cracks me up everytime
thanks for makin me smile anyway
thumps up
2007-01-15 11:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one helluva funny joke
2007-01-18 13:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still a classic. its been on here loads.......
2007-01-15 11:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-15 12:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahah funnnnyyyyy
2007-01-15 11:42:34 · answer #8 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL buttsecks.
2007-01-15 12:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:))))))))) that's strange, but i haven't heard that before! Really made me laugh))))
2007-01-15 11:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by phoenix_jv8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋