A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2007-01-15 03:31:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Good one 10/10
2007-01-15 03:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lsl
thanks for the joke it really cheered me and my mum up
i think its a really good joke i love it keep them comin xxxx
2007-01-15 03:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY! lol!!!
i say 15/10!!!!!
2007-01-15 03:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes yes thats the height of humour, well done.....
2007-01-18 08:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WICKED very good
2007-01-15 04:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFL
2007-01-15 03:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-18 03:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 15:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋