A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're fourteen."
"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins every time?"
The woman answered, "Heck no, there were thousands of times we just didn't get nothin'."
2007-01-15 02:33:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't believe how many stupid people posted 'answers' to this. Both those who didn't get the joke and those who actually thought an actual answer was required. How long did it take you brainiacs to count the 3 sets of twins? - The whole part about the census taker was simply setting up the joke.
Good joke for those of us with at least half a brain.
2007-01-15 03:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by velcroboy15 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6
2007-01-15 10:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by yashodauk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steph, it means that she did not concieve evey time she had sex. I guess the answer to the question is 6 kids.
2007-01-15 10:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you have to explain a joke it aint a joke (to them). Well done nice joke 10 / 10
2007-01-15 11:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she has 6 kids
2007-01-15 10:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by blondangel252 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard before, and was just fine that way.
2007-01-15 11:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a nice one
2007-01-15 11:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it until I read Kitty Kitty's answer. It's still not very funny.
2007-01-15 11:10:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mariah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmm...
that's funny!
at 1st i didn't get d whole point but then...yeah...i was able 2 grasp d idea!
tnx 4 ds!
(2 thumbs up!)
(^_~)
2007-01-15 11:00:57 · answer #9 · answered by -Baboushckha- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny i love it
10/10
keep them comin
2007-01-15 11:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋