how many different words/phrases do you know to describe being drunk? I have come to realise it doesnt matter too much what you say no-one ever questions you.
i.e. I could say "i was 7 different kinds of wednesday" (thank you funny man on tv for that-it did make me laugh) and everyone would know what i mean!
2007-01-15 02:26:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how about......fuddled,muddled,reely,tipsy,rat faced,arseholed,cut,half cut,rather hi-titty,sloshed,wankered,whittled,kiskey,snookered,sauced,raddled,tangle-footed,jug bitten, has a brick in is at,lushed,mashed,drilled,theres loads, My own creation after a ski season was Splinted.....Cheers.
2007-01-15 03:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by maxie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snoggered, Sh*t Faced, Faced, Faced down (on the bar), Unsobered, Out of it, 24 ounce flu (the next day), Four past my limit, Wasted, Pasted, Hammered, Plonked, Potted, Sotted, Zooed, Over-partied, Rolling in the gutter, Under the table, Stinking, Stinky, Ate the worm and saw God (Mescale), Done a 40, Twelve-packed, Zombified, Drank two days in one night...the list is endless.
2007-01-15 10:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** faced
Hammered
Wasted
Inebriated
Bent
Drunk
Fucked
Gone
Smashed
Toasted
Liquored Up
Pissed
Sloppy
Buzzed
3 sheet to the wind
My eyes look like piss on ice
Incoherent
Under the influence
Lacquered
Glazed over
Done in
Blasted
Plastered
Mashed-up
Light headed
Booze Hound
Alcoholic
Drinking binge
Red eyed
Half dead
Legally retarded
Stupid
Lit up
Tipsy
Wobbly
Wrecked
Intoxicated
Stumbly
Bushed
Wiped
Pooched
2007-01-15 10:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasted
bent
drunk
canned
tight
bombed
smashed
plastered
flying
stoned
wrecked
soaked
out of it
lit up
blitzed
sloshed
zonked
blotto
pie-eyed
tiddly
legless
bladdered
2007-01-15 11:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUBAR'ed
Friday knighted
weekendered
off the telephone
flying without wings
driving without keys
REALLY dancing
on the bottle
not Yahoo! Answering
some to keep you going. Not all mine, but some odd one's I've heard in my travels ;-)
2007-01-15 11:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit fuzzy around the edges.
2007-01-15 10:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drunk, wasted, plastered, hammered, intoxicated, tanked, abilterated, three sheets to the wind, swolled up as a soupdragon on crack, seeing triple, drinking double and acting single. :>
2007-01-15 10:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by evilcharm1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pis$ed, sloshed, hammered, sozzled, smashed, potted, in his cups, soused, under the table, mashed, wrecked, bladdered, battered, wasted, inebriated, intoxicated, paraletic.
Ah, my Uni days....
2007-01-15 10:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drunk as a Skunk ,rat-a*sed ,pissed as pudding .
A lot of people of course will not admit to being drunk .their excuse is they are feeling tired
2007-01-15 10:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasted, intoxicated, inebriated, tipsy, soused, tight, tiddly, woozy, pie-eyed, three sheets to the wind, under the table, out of it, legless,plastered, smashed sloshed, stoned, well-oiled, blotto, blitzed, lit up, stewed, pickled, tanked up, bombed.
2007-01-15 10:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by MiSSkASiA♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋