Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she flunked recess
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
2007-01-15 01:54:46 · 18 answers · asked by O.kbOrEd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stop talkin bout my ama!!!
2007-01-15 01:58:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so hairy that she looks like she got Don King in a headlock under each arm
2007-01-15 10:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious, here is another one; Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.lol.
2007-01-15 10:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by ~dreamvette~ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so stupid she had you instead of swallowing.
Go ahead and flag that!
2007-01-15 09:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Your mamas so stupid if you turned her brain into gasoline it wouldnt be enough to power her motercycle around the outside of a penny. hahahahahaah (really not to your mom)
2007-01-16 10:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mums-the-word 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat, she went to the movie theater and sat next to EVERYBODY
yo mama so fat, I asked for a push up, and she ran to the ice cream man
2007-01-15 10:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by tz 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so stupid that she gave birth to a supid son, that post stupid things on the internet
2007-01-15 10:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sebastian 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat that when god made the world that when he said let there be light he said hey move that fat *** out of the way
2007-01-15 11:23:19 · answer #8 · answered by Phil 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Eventhough i've heard this before, i always get a smile reading the "Yo Mama" jokes. lol. Thanks for the laugh
2007-01-15 10:39:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat when she jumped off the empire state building she went up.
yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she sits "around" the house.
2007-01-15 10:44:13 · answer #10 · answered by pfcginnever 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your momma's so fat, chapstick had to invent spray on.
Your momma's feet are so big, she can walk on water.
Your momma stinks so bad, even flies won't land on her.
Your momma's so desperate for a booty call, she stuck the phone up her a** and waited for it to ring.
2007-01-15 10:04:06 · answer #11 · answered by IamBatman 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋