my son is 4 yrs old and only knows 1 knock knock joke and my 47 year old but don't remember any good ones.can anyone help?
2007-01-15 01:45:11 · 12 answers · asked by redwingnut16 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock
who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I stopped saying banana?
2007-01-15 01:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock Who?
Knock Knock.
repeat.
Knock Knock.
W's t?
Boo.
Boo Who?
I'ts ok, don't cry.
variations: Ya Who?...for a party
Whoo Who?....You're an owl
(my 4 and 5 year olds keep geting a kick out of making up their own inane stuff)
2007-01-15 02:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock ,knock who's there? The Electrician The Electrician who? The Electrician who's come to fix the doorbell! Knock knock who's there? Adolph Adolph who? A dolf ball hit me in the mouth.
2016-10-31 03:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!!!
2007-01-15 02:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by tz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock, Knock
who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!
Knock, Knock
who's there?
Andy
Andy who?
And he bit me again!
2007-01-15 02:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by evilcharm1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul be sorry if you don't open up!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be back from vacation in two weeks!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl me a taxi. I want to go to the airport.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jane.
Jane who?
Jane jer clothes so we can leave!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben on any good trips lately?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne, Wayne, go away. I want only sunny days on my vacation!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
I've been on vacation only two days and you don't remember me??
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Duane.
Duane who?
Duane the tub...I'm drowning!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory off.....
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan Stripes Forever.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Della.
Della who?
Della Katessen.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana' again?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams, I love you.
2007-01-15 02:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by kaymay09 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange you glad im not you
2007-01-15 03:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by {*Naomi*} 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Bless you!
2007-01-15 02:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by tranquil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
nobody
nobody who
................
say nothing!
2007-01-15 02:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by Tor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there?
cows say
cows say what?
nono!!!cows say moooooo
haha
2007-01-15 01:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋