An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
2007-01-15 00:59:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did his heart go all on a flutter ?
2007-01-15 01:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1/10
2007-01-15 09:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The man bet money that Goliath would beat David in a fight. But when Goliath was slain, he was so shocked that he had a heart attack.
2007-01-15 10:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have not seen this for quite a few years .I thought it was very funny because it reminded me of certain memories8/10.
2007-01-15 11:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the sort of thing my pre-teen nephew would have found funny.
Next!
2007-01-15 10:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by Extra_Sweetcorn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-01-15 09:12:48 · answer #6 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the shittest joke ive ever heard
2007-01-15 09:12:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahahaha good one
2007-01-15 09:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by darkratpoet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it either.
2007-01-15 10:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute.
2007-01-15 09:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋