"You've done really well to get this far Pat" Chris Tarrant says, "the next question is worth £125,000 if you decide to play. Are you ready?"
"Sure" Pat nods.
"On screen is a photograph of a current Manchester United player as a small baby." the quizmaster continues, "The question is Pat, and don't forget this is for £125,000, which player is it?"
Pat looks at the picture on screen for a while and says "I'm pretty sure it's Ruud Van Nistelroy... No, I'm sure it is... Can I phone a friend just to check?"
"OK" says Chris Tarrant, "Who are going to phone?"
Pat answers and pretty soon the phone is ringing and his best friend Mick picks up at the other end. Chris Tarrant explains the situation to Mick and Pat asks him the same question.
Without any hesitation Mick replies "No, that's definately Paul Scholes "
Pat looks concerned now "Are you sure Mick, I'm convinced that it's Ruud Van Nistelroy?"
"Definately" Mick replies.
"Well" the quizmaster continues, "You've used your lifeline, now I need your answer"
"OK" says Pat, looking nervous now, "But I'm sure it's Ruud Van Nistelroy, that's my final answer... Ruud Van Nistelroy."
"You had £64,000 Pat, If you're right you win £125,000, if you're wrong you leave us with £32,000."
There's a tense drum roll and the music dips before Chris Tarrant speaks again
"Sorry Pat, you were wrong. Never mind, you've been a great contestant and you've won £32,000. Here's your cheque and thanks for playing."
As the audience start to applaud Pat asks, "What was the correct answer Chris, it's killing me!"
Chris Tarrant replies, "Louis Saha."
2007-01-15 00:48:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its only a joke people dont get so upset!!!!!
2007-01-15 01:05:27 · update #1
brill dnt stop
your on a roll
2007-01-15 03:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Terry
Are you trying to make things very difficult for me ?
Ruud Van Nistelroy can't have made much of an impact on Real Madrid !
PS Be careful, you'll be getting a violation for telling a Ruud joke ! haha
2007-01-15 09:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...did n't see that coming...any more???
Some people on this site are sooo dense...you have to explain ALL the joke to them.
1) Ruud and Paul are white .. Louis is black.
2) They were n't blind they were Irish...that's the whole point...DUH!
2007-01-15 09:27:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
when he phoned a friend,how could the friend guess which was the right answer because u said it was a photo of a footy player so therefore how could the friend of seen the photo to guess if they were on the phone?your joke was rubbish anyway.
2007-01-15 09:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I get it, but I'm afraid its not so funny.Sorry. Don't hate me , I 'm just being honest here. lol :)
2007-01-15 09:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Joka B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your jokes are wierd. I don't get them
are you odd or am I thick?
ok don't answer that
2007-01-15 10:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-01-15 09:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
is the whole point that they were both wrong?? i just dont get it
2007-01-15 10:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jordan Alise :) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes very good LOL
2007-01-15 08:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sori I didn't get it ' all, and it's not even funny.
2007-01-15 09:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋