Early one morning little lad run into his perants bedroom, and see his mummy sitting on his daddie making love, he then run out of the room and mum get dressed and run after him to explain,she tell him that as daddie has a big tummy she was jumping up and down to get rid of it,the little lad then says "Dont know why you are bothering because whan you go out the lady next door comes round and blow it up again"
2007-01-15 00:33:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
top class good joke keep em comin
2007-01-15 00:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by carleighnaghten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but funny. 8/10!
2007-01-15 00:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Like
2007-01-15 00:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, in spite of it being one of many of a type using the same scenario!
2007-01-15 01:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny went as a lot as his father and reported, 'Dad, the instructor Gave us an job to verify the replace between probable and realistically. are you able to help me?' the daddy theory for a second, then replied, 'go ask your mom if she ought to sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money. Then ask your sister if she ought to sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money. come back and tell me what you income expertise of from that.' So little Johnny went to his mom and requested, 'ought to you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money?' The mom responded, 'Of direction i ought to! we ought to truly use that money to fix up the residence and deliver you little ones to a very good college!' Little Johnny then went to his sister and requested , 'ought to you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money?'the lady responded, 'Oh my God! i respect Brad Pitt i ought to sleep with him in a heartbeat , are you Nuts?!!' Little Johnny then went to his brother and requested, 'ought to you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million money?''Of direction,'the brother responded. 'Do you recognize the way a lot a million money ought to purchase?' Little Johnny pondered the recommendations for some days, then went again to his dad. His father requested him, 'Did you discover out the replace between probable and realistically?' Little Johnny responded, 'sure... probably, you and that i are sitting on 3 million money......... yet Realistically, we are living with 2 sluts and a queer.
2016-11-23 19:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
Dat was funny I diodn't c dat comin ' all.
2007-01-15 01:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny
2007-01-15 02:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
agree with atbrandom sorry
2007-01-15 00:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny.
2007-01-15 00:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah!! I like that one!!
2007-01-15 00:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋