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We need to eradicate this horrible horrible crime against god or the Lord will rain down his vengence upon us.

2007-01-15 00:31:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Sniffing glue? Now it all makes sense,you have finally found the truth,that god only reveals himself in states of intoxication. This would explain why Christians who dislike intoxication are such hateful people. They can't speak to God and expose their own flaws because their heads are too clear.

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2007-01-15 00:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

hahahaha lol wow thats the funniest thing ive read all day. I am definitely going to hell. How do i repent this sin. After believing in god again and all the good stuff.

2007-01-15 08:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by Beaverscanttalk 4 · 1 0

Sniffing glue is sooooo passe, huffing gas is the way the Prophets get their info these days.

2007-01-15 08:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 1 0

This is good, all of you who mock Christianity or any religion or beliefs need to keep all your sick questions and responses together that should keep you all occupied with your trash an blasphemy and leave the rest of the site to us who really wish to discuss something of value or concern!

2007-01-15 11:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by June smiles 7 · 0 1

Too much Monty Python. Do you like Spam?

2007-01-15 08:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Stop letting the evil one control your mind!

2007-01-15 08:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by sharon j 4 · 1 0

dam rite bro i hate miss matched anything especially socks praise Jesus and burn the unrighteous

2007-01-15 08:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by bighcorleone 2 · 1 0

Sniff a little more -- you might write a hit single song!

2007-01-15 08:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Marc Miami 4 · 3 0

Hey what's the name of your religion? I want in

2007-01-15 08:40:13 · answer #9 · answered by ao23 2 · 1 0

my friend, the lord also told me that snifffinwmg gluie was also a sinnnnnn. but then he also told me that date rape was allowed in heaven so i wouldnt trust him if i was u

2007-01-15 08:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by Marlon 1 · 1 0

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