2007-01-15 00:26:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First of all, you should call him by his true name: Beelzebul. In order to mock Beelzebul, which means "Lord of the Court," Jews changed the name to Beelzebub, which means "Lord of the Flies." I love the Jews -- they're so witty!
Secondly ... well, I do not recommend reverence of any entity other than God Almighty. So I can't advise you further.
2007-01-15 00:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The bible gives us descriptions in the book of Genesis about the size and stature of the demonic beings that will be spending eternity in hell. It tells us they were 10 feet tall, cohabitated with women and kept the Jewish people wondering in the dessert for 40 years because of their unbelief that they could defeat these giants and inhabit the Land God gave them. These demonic beings are not going to be your friends in hell. Rather, they will rule hell and they have absolute rage and hatred toward humans. Demons hate us and rage against us because they sinned one time and were sent out of heaven with the promise they will spend eternity in hell. No if's and's or but's. Their destiny is written in stone.
Humans on the other hand sin constantly and God forgives us each and every time we ask for forgiveness.
This causes demons to burn with rage towards all humanity.
Those who end up in hell with these demons will be tortured constantly for all eternity. Hell is not going to be a fun place.
It will be a place ruled by demons that hate your guts. These 10 foot tall hideous creatures, will be suffering as well, however, they will get enjoyment out of making you suffer more.
In Christ Jesus we have Rank over all angelic beings, we are Heirs to the Kingdom of God because we are His children.
Without Jesus Christ people will serve these demonic beings in hell and be tormented by them, for all eternity.
Come to Jesus Christ now, repent of your indifference toward him and allow him to pour out His blessings in your life starting today, and for all eternity. God Bless You.....Peace.
2007-01-15 10:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be your worst self! Well within the law. No point being in trouble. Bezzie would not want that.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-15 08:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who is your lord beelzebub
2007-01-15 11:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are that interested you are already there. GOD will not have you until you are open enough to listen to HIM. HE is the only way to Heaven and you are not on that path now. I hope that you change your mind because HE will not change HIS.
Eds
2007-01-15 20:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by Eds 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dress smartly, (a dinner jacket might be nice!), keep your thumbs out of the soup, and be as polite as possible Oh! and remember not to mention God too much...
2007-01-15 09:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by Paul J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
By being a kiss as* and have a followers that kiss as* too, even unto the end.
2007-01-15 08:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by wacky_racer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invent a new god and start a new religion......just look at how the established religions are all at each others throats.
2007-01-15 09:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I looked at his website and he says by rubbing tiger balm in your pants and running round Tescos shouting 'my lord wants your souls, may you all rot in hell'.
2007-01-15 09:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by chillipope 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jump off the highest building that you can find!
2007-01-15 08:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by FunkyMcNasty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋