(farted) I often wondered if he ever did and if he ever got embarrassed by it.
2007-01-15 00:05:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
so thats how he got to heaven
2007-01-15 00:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-04 20:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always personally thought that a great idea for a statue would be Jesus going to the bathroom, either squatting in some bushes or emptying out his bucket. I think it would take alot of people aback when having to confront certain aspects of Jesus that, while supposedly accepted, are infinitely harder to comprehend actually.
Seeing Jesus taking a dump, or actually lying down in some grass for a nap, would be helpful in knocking most people's perceptions of him off the throne. Even kings have to drop the drawers, sit on the commode, and wipe afterwards; can't have the help do everything for them.
2007-01-15 00:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by Khnopff71 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You would think if he lived a perfect life he would not have flatulence. But then again my idea of a perfect life doesn't include the whole 'being nailed to a cross' thing.
2007-01-15 00:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure he did journey flatulence. at the same time as Jesus walked in this earth, that replaced into God revealing himself in human type. So sure, Jesus farted at the same time as he replaced into the following. Farting isn't a sin and in case your flow faraway from Jesus because he enable free a stink one it does not were sin.
2016-11-23 19:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly must have farted--and all the other "dirty" parts of elimination too. Just as Sakyamuni Buddha had diarrhea as part of the inadvertant food poisoning that ended his life when he was an old man.
2007-01-15 00:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Megumi D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely not! Why I never! Jesus = flatulence in the same phrase? blasphemy!
The God of Flatulence is somewhere grinning, but let's not fool ourselves -- if Jesus could turn water into wine, then he could equally turn cabbage into rose petals and not METHANE!!!
2007-01-15 00:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by Marc Miami 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I never wonder about who has flatulence, least of all Jesus.
2007-01-15 00:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do we care? It's just like watching a movie that encompasses several days, but they never have to go to the bathroom.
Sorry, but I think that's the last thing we need to worry about.
2007-01-15 00:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by Coool 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does this have any bearing on anything? Do you mean, was Jesus human? Yes, Jesus was human.
2007-01-15 00:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
By your question, I don't have to wonder or guess from where you come from, where you have been, where you are right now and finally where you will be....
Jesus was a human being, with humans body physiology. I bet he feels much more embarrassed by god had created someone like you than any of his physiologic bodie's process.
2007-01-15 00:20:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋