2007-01-14 10:54:58 · 11 answers · asked by lmnchcgfl2000 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm talking about before you are dead. Once you have gained acceptance, for the rest of your life are you guaranteed to go to heaven?
2007-01-15 09:55:18 · update #1
Why would you want out of Heaven?
2007-01-14 11:15:18 · answer #1 · answered by the pink baker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life in heaven if you are admitted is eternal. Once you are there you won't want to get out. There is no question about getting out. All redeemed in heaven are people saved through trials and temptations and the cleansing of inherent sins. One thing, they would never have the pride like Satan who wanted to be God and was cast down from heaven (way out) and kept in hell throughout all eternity.
2007-01-14 11:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ptuan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and be glad because you dnt have to fear being hurt, getting sick, losing others and not having to worry wether or not you can pay the bills or risk getting in an accident
the only people to get out of heaven are the angels
"when the sons of God came unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mightymen which were old, men of renown." Genesis 6:4
the angels wanted sex so they went down and there the only ones
2007-01-14 11:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So based on the serious answers, heaven sounds like the ultimate spiritual brainwashing cult. You can't leave but you won't want to.
2007-01-14 11:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's only one way to get kicked out of Heaven, and that is by giving St. Peter a wedgie. He hates it when people do that.
2007-01-14 10:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, but you have to kneel at the Baptist preacher's altar, and do a special incantation. Then you are saved and get a guarantee.
The nice thing about the Baptist deal is that you can still sin. No other church, not even the Catholic church, can offer you a deal like this. (Contact your local Baptist church for details. Please have your credit card ready.)
2007-01-14 11:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to stay there for 3 yrs to get your citizenship...hard labour man...
2007-01-14 10:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, you're stuck with all those naive people forever.
2007-01-14 10:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by Zhukov 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
there are 2 paths to choose from,,,,,choose life
LH
2007-01-14 11:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Good As it Gets.......
2007-01-14 11:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by Byzantino 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋