I repeat, if you can't stand a joke about religion, please go on to the next question. I disrespect no one's faith in their God, but spirituality is too important to be taken without a chaser of humor.
(And let me remind you that angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.)
A hush stole over the congregation as the local '60s burnout approached the pulpit, his turn to preach.
He paused, cleared his throat, paused, adjusted his microphone, paused and finally leaned forward to announce:
"I used to be all messed up on drugs!
Now I'm all messed up on The Lord!"
Please rate on a scale of one to ten.
(And before you bother to tell me that I'm going to hell, I've already reserved a seat next to yours.)
I think that the New Testament clearly show that Jesus had a sense of humor.
Who knows the set-up for the punchline: "Peter! I can see your house from here!"
2007-01-12 06:59:03 · 12 answers · asked by comicards 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Some people are gonna be messed up on something', is pretty much the intended point of the joke. Sorry that my much better in-person delivery & timing doesn't come across as well through this medium.
2007-01-12 07:14:57 · update #1
Hey, us sixties burnouts have gotta...gotta...uh, wow, man. Que pasa?
2007-01-15 04:32:02 · update #2
HAHA im messed up on the lord. Good joke.
2007-01-12 07:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by K-Deeznuts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2007-01-12 11:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a local '60s burnout..... I'm offended that you think this is funny.
Just kidding, but I really don't get the joke.
2007-01-12 07:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the story behind the punchline, but no way am i going on the same journey as u my friend. U'r doomed to the fires of hell for that last joke! he he he!
2007-01-12 09:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by hogasnog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't funny, so I say a 1. Funny jokes actually make you laugh.
2007-01-17 15:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by wookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. as the cross was stood up Jesus yelled hey Peter i can see your house from here.
2007-01-12 07:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by BuddhaDaddy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm.. I just don't get it. What about that is supposed to be funny? -10 definitely
2007-01-12 07:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by lucy_diamond66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the joke??? And what is the punchline?
2007-01-12 07:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by NikNak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not going to hell, truth is, we're already here.
2007-01-12 07:47:13 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much of a joke teller, are you ?
2007-01-12 07:07:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋