2007-01-04 08:42:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
There is no santa.
2007-01-04 08:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by iroc 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why post under STD ? Santa did attempt to leave your presents, but when he seen the clinic appointment card, tube of ointment on your bedside table, and you scratching your bits, he fled back up the chimney
2007-01-04 08:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is asked in the category STD's (You were asking for it!).
I assume that last time Santa got some STD from you (considering your name) and therefore will not come back!
2007-01-04 08:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by sgunes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa isnt real. Your parents may not of had the money this year..Sorry..Always next year.
2007-01-04 08:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by mag48 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey person std does not stand for santa to drunk...but this is why he didnt run his route this year,,,but you need to report this to the bbb if enough people raise cain about him not coming then he will surely have to make a run next year,,,ya know he is human also and he does get sick maybe he caught an std from someone in your family like your mom,,,,is your mom sick?????NOW!!!!NEXT QUESTION??????
2007-01-04 09:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright. The gifts weren't that good this year anyways.
He brought me the flu
2007-01-04 08:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww sorry you still believe in santa
2007-01-04 08:44:31 · answer #7 · answered by shawtii so fly 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SORRY HE DIDN'T FIND YOUR HOUSE. MAKE SURE TO WRITE HIM A LETTER NEXT YEAR. MAYBE HE WAS ON ONE OF THOSE DETOURS, AND THAT'S WHY HE MISSED YOU. KNOW YOU WEREN'T BAD.
2007-01-04 08:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would check with your neighbor to see if they got extra presents
2007-01-04 08:47:00 · answer #9 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was afraid to catch something.
2007-01-04 08:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋