Why does god need a secretary when he's omnipotent? For a perfect entity he sounds really lazy.?

Question

This is inspired on this answer to my last question by "birdsflies:"

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First of all Your question is not a sincere question, only a mockery & a retarded one, But you have not fooled me, Let's get the record straight, God is the author of the OT, & the NT, Moses only wrote what God inspired him to write, As did everyone else that wrote the bible, they are not the author, only the writer, God is the author."

Answer 1

God needs no secretary. lol what these people like Moses or Jesus or Buddah or Abdul Baha were, were mediums for retards who don't have the ability to see things for themselves. some people have to be taught or they will never advance. and people need something to believe in, so our pastors, priests, reverends, are all abusing their priveleges through greed. just my opinion.

Answer 2

When the GOD hears what HIS Creation,that is the Satan within the Devil would only caused annoyance and indignity of HIS other Creation,that is Human,in this case Adam and his companions, what else HE would've accepted by the fact that the causes of all the injuries men to suffers just by that the causes are so childish, either way getting into adult and maturity wouldn't have been a real long time either,tho'.Passouvers, CrossOver. Boundary Earth are senseless, less clumsy to think or get over one,either.

Answer 3

GOD wrote the Ten Commandments on stone. HE did everything that was necessary for our survival. Why is it necessary for HIM to do everything that you want HIM to? HE has to answer to no man. HE and CHRIST are sinless, why would you or anyone else want to question anything about the creator? This, I do not understand. If you know that GOD inspired the writing of the BIBLE then there is no reason to doubt anything about HIM or to judge HE or anyone else. Have a great Lord's Day with the rest of us.
Eds

Answer 4

If God had wanted Adam and Eve to have a user's manual he would have provided one.

God sends Memos and that was the 10 commandements. All else is by example and comes from man, maybe with some devine intervention, but still from man and by man's hands and man then chooses what to keep, as when Constantine changed things.

The Hebrew version of Genesis was originally longer with more verses, we are using a truncated version.

Answer 5

I would have gotten Dean Koontz to write it throw in a bit of Suspense Thriller maybe have some insight from Steven King (Hey he is God he could get them to collaberate) that would make for an interesting story!

Jesus could be brought back by the Pet Cemetary and go on a rampage killing all the non-believers whilst a military satelite tracks his movements and shoots lasers at him!

Answer 6

Assuming that there is a god, then the secretary(s) are the preachers.
Therefore if you are attached to a particular religion you will first be greeted and instructed by the preacher secretary and judged whether your worth the trouble of introducing you into the inner office, but they keep you hanging on so that the secretary can reap as much benefit from you as possible before handing you off to the boss, if at all...

Answer 7

God does not "need" anybody, Nor did He need to create the universe, the world or anything at all. How does this make God lazy if He chooses to use and/or work through His creation? I think this makes Him wonderful, the very fact that we are not just here without Him working amongst us and through us.

He did not need to create angels, but He did. God works through all of these things to reach us. It is said that His glory and wonder is so great, that if we were to behold Him in all His glory, we would die instantly.

We only get to behold Him in Heaven, where there is no sin and we are changed in order to be able to receive Him.

THere is nothing lazy in a God that inspires His creation, that sends HIs holy spirit upon man, that sends His only son (Himself) to come down and live a life of hardship, suffering and then to die a cruel death in a sacrific for our sins. THere is nothing lazy in a God that is patient and slow to punish, but quick to show mercy.

Nothing lazy in a God that awaits for each person to come to know Him through HIs own signature that is all around us daily. The order of life, the seasons, the food, the animals, the abilty to love, to hate, to show any emotion at all, is because each of us has life in us and a soul. We are not evolved organisms that have no real point or end.

It is up to you of course what you decide to believe, but as I myself am a believer, and you have insulted what I believe in, then I am quite capable of defending that. Though God does not require anybody to defend Him, as He has provided more than enough for each person to believe and understand, it is only right to stand up for ones belief, just as I would stand up for a member of my family.

FOr a God to include His creation in His plan, shows a God, even in His omnipotence has incredible humility and love and interest in all aspects of His creation, all aspects of our life. Shows that He and HIs angels are not up there twiddling their thumbs.

If He did not do these things, you no doubt would very likely swing the question in the other direction "Why does God behave so apart from us, as to never include us in any of his works".

So you see, to an unbeliever, it will not matter what anybody says, he/she will always criticise and be displeased no matter what answer is given. To an unbeliever, no explanation is possible.

Answer 8

That is absolutely right. They were INSPIRED by GOD to WRITE the scriptures God is the AUTHOR AND FINISHER OF OUR FAITH.

Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost is an unforgivable SIN. Luke12:10

Answer 9

Friend I am Birdflies, Did I hurt your feelings telling you the truth, God is not retared, And God does not have any grand kids, as you called him a old grand-daddy, God only has SONS & DAUTHERS, NOT grand-son or granddaughter, & God don't need a secretary nor does he need me or you, God can do all things, You asked a question & I answered, I don't answer to satisfy your ideals, If you don't want my answer, then next time put down all answer except birdflies, Now what is your next complaint. Oh yes by the way, God is not lazy, it sounds like you might be.

Answer 10

God is not lazy, He is exercising his authority over his created being. just like the ordinary boss in the office who has an authority over his subordinates.