There is 2 rats in a sewer and they are both complaining.
The 1st rat say's to the other
" im sick off eating s**t, it's s**t for breakfast s**t for dinner and s**t for tea" feeling very sorry for himself
the 2nd rat pipes up " it's ok we will go on the p**s tonight!!
2006-12-30 21:46:37 · 15 answers · asked by red devil 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one red devil good pub joke 10/10
2006-12-30 22:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! They carry diseases and are wild animals that dig in garbage! Just the perfect pet! Haha, I mean I love pet rats, but sewer rats do carry diseases and um, they are SEWER rats they are wild and were in the sewer, thats just gross!
2016-05-22 23:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 7/10
2006-12-30 21:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah thats a gdn , they'l get rat arsed tonight lol
2006-12-30 22:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-31 01:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good indeed r/d 9/10
Happy new-year to you.
2006-12-31 01:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they should move to a different neighborhood and get a change in their diet.
You know, try "chinese" one week, "Italian" next week and so on..
2006-12-30 22:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe!! Good one! First funny joke i've heard today!!
2006-12-30 21:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant I think I'll join them.
2006-12-31 10:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by MICHAEL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...very good
2006-12-30 22:28:07 · answer #10 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋