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I have a buddy who can't control his sex drive when he sleeps, leaving his friends unable to sleep around him when he does.

2006-12-30 21:34:41 · 13 answers · asked by fatherhawk 1 in Health Other - Health

13 answers

He is an Incubus!

definition:a male demon believed to lie on sleeping persons and to have sexual intercourse with sleeping women

2006-12-30 21:37:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

How does "mentally unstable menace to urban society" sound? I suggest a good girlfriend, perhaps a few straps over him at night would cut down on the problem.

2006-12-31 05:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by Hayakain 2 · 2 1

He he really asleep when he's grabbing your nuts? Or is he like the girl who screws the whole football team and then says,I don't remember a thing,I had a beer !

2006-12-31 05:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Daddy?

2006-12-31 05:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 2 0

a slepto manpac with carnal tendices

2006-12-31 05:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 2 0

Oh I've heard o fthis!!!

He Suffers from a rare disease called

FULLOFSHITNESS

its very treateable though...

2006-12-31 05:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Z 5 · 3 0

Get separate rooms and don't call him.

2006-12-31 05:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by slipper 5 · 0 0

Maybe he's not really sleeping.




Krazy Libra

2006-12-31 05:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 2 1

My new house guest?

2006-12-31 05:37:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

night rider

2006-12-31 05:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by miss.snuggles 1 · 7 1

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