2006-12-30 20:07:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Awww, you can be in the Book of Enslavementality.
"And on the third day Enslavementality said " Let there be penguins", and he saw that it was good."
2006-12-30 20:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
As a fan of the "Blues Brothers" and former inmate of a parochial high school, I know that Penguins and convents are a modern day phenomena, post Bible anyhow.
2006-12-31 07:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand that either.
The Bible was written by people who had been to Antarctica right?
And then there was Noah's Ark...penguins must've been on it....so there should have been some mention about Penguins.
I'm sure it was just an over-sight.
2006-12-31 04:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They may not have been mentioned separately, maybe because they didn't interact alot with humans. But, the Bible says they were created on day 5 (or 6 depending on how God saw them). They were part of what he declared good.
2006-12-31 04:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by Bre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...i presume it's because all the "biblical action" happened around "non penguin roaming" zones (the Middle East/North Africa,etc). hmm, i wonder if there's a hebrew word for penguin.
2006-12-31 04:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The writers of the middle eastern tales and legends you mention did not have the opportunity to meet any penguins.
2006-12-31 04:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because penguins are an illusion created by God to support evil-utionists. Silly people believing in what's right in front of your eyes. HA!
2006-12-31 04:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Little known fact: the Pharisees were giant emperor penguins. This was not mentioned because it wasn't particularly relevant to anything.
2006-12-31 04:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by Captain America 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
People around Israel did not know about Americas, Ausralia and Antarctica
2006-12-31 04:13:35 · answer #9 · answered by The atheist revolutionary 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jews didn't know that penguins existed - they didn't know North Pole existed. And what about BATS? I like bats...
2006-12-31 04:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋