do you believe THAT YOU ARE A MONKEY!!??

Question

- PROPHET CHARLES DARWIN

Answer 1

No I'm not! My ancestors were not monkeys!

Answer 2

This belongs in the mythology and folklore section. Why would anybody believe they evolved from ape like creatures when they still can't find evidence to prove so?

If the earth was billions of years old, the fossil record of "missing" links would be overwhelming, vast. We'd be inundated with fossil evidence of missing links all over the place, Yet they can't find one.

The only thing they have attempted is to fake missings links, which have long since been proven false.

Variation within a species is not evolution. It is not one kind becoming another. They desperate to fling around the world evolution in an attempt to explain just about anything. They've actually ruined the word now. Anything is evolution.

I guarantee you that years from now, we'll have the same arguments, the same searches for missing links and they'll probably be another few billion years added to the amount they claim now.

How to make up an antigod religion, who can come up with the most outlandish ideas? they can ;) It's all about relying on people's ignorance, using a lot of long scientific terms, all to have people in awe of their apparent intellect and convince people they know best, it's a fact and that is that.

Need I remind them it's called a "theory", it's not a fact. explain why a theory is being taught as a scientific fact? It's actually anti-science and an insult to science itself. Indoctrination they call it. I'm sure most of us were brought up on the Horse evolution theory, long since proven false, but still turns up in some science text books regardless.

Answer 3

Humans evolving from monkeys over millions of years sounds more logical then the earth was created in 6 days by an unseen being that just magically made the whole world.

Answer 4

No. I haven't got a tail.

I'm an ape.

Its just the groupings that we use to classify animals. The set of primates contains both monkeys and apes. All monkeys are primates but not all primates are monkeys. "Apes" is further sub-divided into orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees and humans. All humans are apes but not all apes are humans. A bit like a lion is a cat but that doesn't make it a tiger.

Answer 5

Humans and monkeys evolved from the same point of origin, at which point their evolutionary paths diverged. We are not the decendants of monkeys, we are their cousins, and the difference between a man and an ape is only two chromosomes.

Answer 6

Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We go wherever we want to,
do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

8o) lmao

Answer 7

Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha......

Are you kidding me? Me monkey? Or you the stupid idiot monkey?...

Ahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahah...?

What a waste of a human brain who can admit that they are actually came from monkey!

Ahahahahahahhahahaaa......you really tickled me!! LOL !! gO BACK SWINGING AT YOUR TREE, MONKEY!!!

Answer 8

No, I am a man.
Sometime I think I am a cat but only after drinking a lot of cool pink champagne.

Ramen !

Answer 9

no. i might be a decendent of a monkey though. wait! i am a monkey according to the chinese zodiac thingie. yay me!

Answer 10

Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) rebukes the false prophet Propet Muhammed.