one day three kids were walking down a street their names were shutup, a-dummy and poop. the next day poop felld own a mountain a dummy helped him get up while shutup went to the police station. at the polcie station the police asked his anme he said shutup! the polcie said wats wrong? shutup said a dummy is picking up poop. dis is pretty funy 1
one day a boy called bugbung ased his dad if he cud hav a shower his dad sais yes and dont touch my limousine( pirvate part) then next day bugbung ased his mum if he cud hav a shower she said yes but dont touch my garage(private spot)
the next day bugbung say his dad and mum on a bed, bugbung asked dad if he cud put his limousine in the garage. lmao please rate it!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-30 18:40:58 · 10 answers · asked by sakiro 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GREAT! 15 STARS!
i have one similar to your first one
there were three boys who went to the zoo.....shut up, manners and I.....
while there are walking to the zoo, I said he wants to find out how staying in a jail is like.....they all laughed
when they reached the zoo, manners went to the toilet and I went to see the lions without telling the others
shut up thought i was lost and went to report it to the police.
the police aasked....
what is your name?
he replied: SHUT UP
where is your manners! the police exclaimed
"in the toilet!" shut up answered
do u wanna stay in jail?! the police threatened
"I would" shut up answered
I GOT ANOTHER 1
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a teacher was giving a pop quiz on the children.....she asked a boy.....what is ABC? then the bell rang.....there was a four day holiday, so she asked him to tell her after the holiday.
the first day of the holiday, the boy asked his father the question.....as the father was whatching "vote ur president" on TV
and did not hear his son.....he just screamed.....GEORGE BUSH! GEORGE BUSH!
the next day.....he asked his mother the question to be for sure.....
she too did not hear her son as she was watching a drama.....in the show, a male actor slapped her favourite actress and she screamed.....**** U!**** U!
The next day, the boy asked his sister while she was listening to songs.....again, no one heard him and the sis ter just sang "CUMMON BABY! CUMMON BABY!"
the last day of the holiday.....the boy asked his brother
his brother did not hear him for he was playing a video game.....
and he yelled.....MOLEST HER! MOLEST HER!
the day came to answer his teacher
his mind went blank and tried to remember what his family told him.....he remembered but mixed everything up!
teacher: so.....what is ABC
boy: **** U! **** U!
teacher: who taught u that?
boy: GEORGE BUSH! GEORGE BUSH!
teacher: do u want to get slapped!
boy: CUMMON BABY! CUMMON BABY!
teacher: do u wanna see the principle?
boy: no, i wanna MOLEST HER! MOLEST HER
hahahaha
2006-12-30 20:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 stars
2006-12-30 18:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by RASHIKA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not riddles. Sucky, cliché, perverted. It's grammar btw, with an "a," and yes he does need it too. Also spell-check and capitalization. A pain to read and understand.
2006-12-30 19:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I leked the first one and the second one, but the first one was better.
2006-12-30 21:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumb up
2006-12-30 20:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They both suck. Not to mention the second one is old and perverted. Oh, and they're not riddles.
2006-12-30 19:14:48 · answer #6 · answered by Ash 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
first one is ok, second one is stupid. These aint riddles, theyre jokes and aint that "good"
2006-12-30 18:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Eric H 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny
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2006-12-30 18:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
New start..., keep on!
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2006-12-30 19:24:56 · answer #9 · answered by Reeno~~66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grammer.
2006-12-30 19:19:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋