There this teacher whos explaining how and hippo looks there are to kids talking in the class the teacher notices that and she tells them stop talking and look at me otherwise you wont know how an hippo looks like
2006-12-30 18:00:47 · 28 answers · asked by Star_Night 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HE HE HE , CUTE ONE . KIDZ LOVE DIS ONE ..
2006-12-31 02:55:47 · answer #1 · answered by whatever 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...look at me, otherwise you won't know how a ...
nice shot!
For your efforts, let me share you my 5-day old original blond joke, hope you haven't seen it before:
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
2006-12-31 06:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2006-12-31 02:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by RASHIKA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2006-12-31 05:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
heres another.
one day a teacher caught 2 boys kicking in the class and said that only 'donkeys kicked'.saying that he kicked both the boys
2006-12-31 02:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by meryl_shiningstar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
2007-01-01 15:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was a good joke. Keep writing.
2006-12-31 12:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by Nicks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A similar incedent had happened in my college
2007-01-01 13:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fantastic!!!!!!cause it is a good clean joke
i'll give u a million points out of 10
2007-01-03 07:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.what a joke.keep writing jokes
2006-12-31 05:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Pallavi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he...I would not like to be the student...lol..good joke.
2006-12-31 02:54:55 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋