Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that this type of itch could be cured; but it required special medicinal properties present in Nick the Dragon Slayer’s lips, that had to be applied to her breasts for two hours.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly smeared on his lips, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts for the two hours. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
Moral of the story: Always pay your bills in time!
2006-12-30 17:13:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kool i like dat 1
2006-12-30 17:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by happy christian11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good story. 9/10. Nice laugh.
2006-12-31 00:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nicely done. I didn't see where this joke was going to end. Good job.
Happy New Year!
2006-12-30 17:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by oneknight55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, thia joke never fails to make me laugh!
2006-12-30 19:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the better jokes today,. Thanks.:-D
2006-12-30 17:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes we must always pay our bills in time.
2006-12-30 20:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-30 18:26:11 · answer #7 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
although its long but its realli funnie. haha.. thanks for joke. u make my day happy.
happy new year.
2006-12-30 17:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know
2006-12-30 17:57:46 · answer #9 · answered by booboobrat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny
2006-12-30 17:43:32 · answer #10 · answered by (TMM) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋