who knows the funniest yo mama jokes?

Question

if u do tell me

Answer 1

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.



MJ

Answer 2

Yo Momma's so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the settee. Yo Momma's so stupid she have been given hit with the aid of a parked automobile. Yo Momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi project and chosen Jif. Yo Momma's so fat she wore a yellow dress strolling to artwork and somebody yelled "Taxi!" Yo Momma's so stupid she theory Meow combination became a c.d. for cats. Yo Momma's so grotesque she had to place porkchops round her neck merely to get the canines to play along with her. those are extremely some the perfect i comprehend, desire you get exhilaration from them!

Answer 3

Aloha from Down Unda!
"Who knows the funniest yo mama jokes?"
Datz too easy...look in da mirror...it's
"Yo Mama!" She knows ya beta dan us!
K-den, Dorfus Chucklenose :o)) aka [e-mail] aka [e-mail]
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Answer 4

Yo mama said she would give me a ride home.....she looks good in a saddle.

Answer 5

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped skittles

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell

If you want anymore here's the website I got these from
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mykel1/fat.htm

There's heaps including yo mumma so ugly and yo mumma so stoopid etc..

Answer 6

Yo' momma so fat she uses the driveway to iron her clothes.

Yo' momma so fat, she bleeds gravy.

Yo' momma so fat, she uses pillows as pads.

Yo' momma so poor, she had to put a Big Mac on Lay-Away.

Yo' momma so fat, she has her own ZIP code.
Yo' momma so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

Yo' momma's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.

Yo' momma's feet are so big, she uses surfbooards as sandals.

Answer 7

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB she sat on the department chair.(thats an original by me.

Answer 8

yo mama is so poor the only toys you had were sticks and leaves.

Answer 9

Yo mamma so fat she eats wheat thicks

Yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mamma so fat she left in high heels and came back in sandals

Yo mamma so fat she became a natural habitat for condors

Yo mamma so stupid she threw out all the W's in the M&M Factory




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Answer 10

Yo momma so fat, her shadow weighs 42 pounds.

Yo momma so fat, for a tampon she has to use a Bounty roll and some rope.

Yo momma so fat, she's got more rolls than a McDonald's warehouse.