A driver is stopped by a police officer.
Driver: "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Driver: "No sir, I was going 65."
Driver's wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The driver gives her a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Driver: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The driver gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."
Driver: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
The driver turns to his wife and yells,
Driver: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks,
Officer: "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
2006-12-30 16:36:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea, that happened to me once too.
2006-12-30 16:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by mimi22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hats off 2 dis 1
2006-12-30 19:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by RASHIKA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just throw the book at him 8/10
2006-12-30 20:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and Happy New Year!
2007-01-03 14:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Cute. *lopsided smile*
2006-12-30 19:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA thumbs up!
2006-12-30 16:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang that was a shocker but what did u want us to answer to that is not a question
2006-12-30 16:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by cutepuertorcn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, poor husband.
2006-12-30 16:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by †Alessandra† 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh funny
2006-12-30 19:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-30 17:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is so helpful. haha. Good one!
2006-12-30 17:54:57 · answer #11 · answered by oneknight55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋