2006-12-30 15:17:41 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know two men, one is named Chuck Wood, and the other is named Wood Chuck.
They wanted to know if a wood chuck would chuck wood.. so, Chuck Wood and Wood Chuck
found a wood chuck and waited for it to chuck wood. They figured that as it chucked wood, Wood Chuck would check how much was chucked, and Chuck Wood would write it down. But the wood chuck would not chuck wood, and nothing Chuck Wood and Wood Chuck would do would make the
wood chuck chuck wood. So Chuck Wood and Wood Chuck chucked the idea and went home. their answer to this is NONE…
2006-12-30 15:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-30 15:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh he would chuck as much as he could, that wood chuck would chuck wood.
In other word, a whole lot.
2006-12-30 15:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently wood chucks can't chuck wood. Plus it's "could chuck" not "chucked."
2006-12-30 15:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by Marie E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could wood!
2006-12-30 15:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know how much a wood chuck would chuck because a wood chuck can't chuck wood.
2006-12-30 16:07:02 · answer #6 · answered by angel76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-12-30 15:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2006-12-30 15:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if a wood chuck would.
2006-12-30 15:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
none because a wood chuck cant chuck wood.. i know it is called a wood chuck, but they cant chuck wood.. dumb i know!! LOL
2006-12-30 15:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by samie m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋