There once was a whore from Khartoum,
who took a young gay to her room,
they did nothing all night,
except argue and fight,
as to who should do what,
and to whom.
2006-12-30 15:08:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There once was a guy named Munney
Who typed some words that were funny,
He just wanted to know
If I liked them, and so,
I replied, "Yes, I do,
Thanks, sonny."
*That's awful...but yes, I like limericks and all manner of funny business.
2006-12-30 15:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On the breast of a barmaid named Gail,
Were tattoo'd the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same, but written in Braille.
There was a young lady from Exeter
And all the young men threw their sex at 'er
Just to be rude
She lay in the nude
While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at 'er
A Welshman from old Aberystwyth
Had a mistress he'd frequently trystwyth.
Till his mortified wife
Took a large carving-knife
And she sliced off the bit that he pystwyth.
2006-12-30 23:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by GAD&OCD_Girl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was a young man from Greenwich
Who ate almost nothing but spinach;
So long was his tool that it wound round a spool
And he let it out inich by inich.
There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose dick was exceedingly bent;
To save himself trouble he put it in double
And instead of coming he went.
2006-12-31 00:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by Martin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from the Cape
who tried to bums***w an ape
the ape said "don't you fool
you'll buckle your tool
and bend my **** out of shape
2006-12-31 03:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by barefoot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't believe people on here are so thick!!!!
Anyway...This isn't actually a limerick but it does have the same metre...
'Twas on the bridge at midnight, her lips were all a quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river.
2006-12-30 23:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was ayoung lady from Ealing
Who had a Peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
BOOM BOOM
2006-12-31 05:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 7/10
there was a young lady from glass .
who went in the water up to her knees ...that is prose if she had gone any further it would have been poetry
2006-12-31 05:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a guy named Stan.
Who was always a stud ladies man.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
The farthest I got was my hand.
MJ
2006-12-30 23:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's one about a man from nantucket
And if anyone knows the rest I'll be eternally grateful
"Thanks florida"
2006-12-30 23:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
There was a young man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a C**T I would **** it.
2006-12-30 23:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by floridamale4857 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋