> >>>> > A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was
> >>>>relaxing at > his
> >>>> > favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular
> >>>>young
> >>>> > blonde
> >>>> > woman.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to
> >>>>his
> >>>> > apartment
> >>>> > and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
> >>>>he
> >>>>rattled
> >>>> > her senseless.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
> >>>> > finish?"
> >>>> >
> >>>> > She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of
> >>>> > passion.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You
> >>>> > finish?"
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles
> >>>>closer
> >>>> > to him and softly says, "No."
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
> >>>> > unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they
> >>>>end
> >>>> > together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed
> >>>>sheets.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles
> >>>> > proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear:
> >>>> > "No, I Norwegian."
2006-12-30 14:11:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and Happy New Year!
2007-01-02 05:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-12-30 14:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2006-12-30 17:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then he gives her a vibrator and says I'm finished.
2006-12-30 14:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-12-30 14:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job she wasn't hungary an ! hahaha
2006-12-30 14:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
great joke person p deserves full marks well done
2006-12-30 22:29:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
squisito.
when you come in italy, send me an email :)
ciao
2007-01-03 01:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Really not bad and really not what I expected.
2006-12-30 14:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You knew he was Italian because he had a moustache just like his mother.
2006-12-30 19:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by barefoot 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
that's really cute....thx for the giggle!
2006-12-30 15:39:19 · answer #11 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋