Just a reminder........
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
2006-12-30 13:58:17 · 24 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
people are really talking about how parents have gray hair
just read it and don't be lazy
2006-12-30 14:03:44 · update #1
OMG - I love it! lol. I was just going to answer with "stress," but apparently a heart attack brought on by a joke would do the trick, too! lol. Funny!
2006-12-30 14:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a cute joke........sounds like my 15 yr old baby boy as a matter of fact. Yea my hair is rapidly going snow white.
Just remember this old saying though
Just because there's snow on the roof
Don't mean the fire's out in the furnace.
lol Happy New Year
2006-12-30 14:11:36 · answer #2 · answered by Enigma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2016-05-22 22:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD Brilliant!
2006-12-30 14:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by koneko_sutano 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have NEVER in my entire life heard something like that! it was great.
rate: 1100/100
i didnt make a mistake in the numbers, it's supposed to be like that! lol
2006-12-30 14:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a natural part of the aging process
2006-12-30 14:01:54 · answer #6 · answered by ranger_girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is how it is and it is not that the get old well to some people .some people get gray hair when they are old . :)(:
2006-12-30 14:01:46 · answer #7 · answered by sW33t @s hOn3y♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow.
that is on of the funniest things i've read on this site.
i love it!
2006-12-30 14:35:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny! I need to copy that down and put it on my desk...........just kidding.
^_^
2006-12-30 14:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is friggen hilarious... im pretty sure my mother would not have found that funny
2006-12-30 14:00:54 · answer #10 · answered by Christina 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋