I'm not eating it!!!
2006-12-30 13:36:42 · 18 answers · asked by The Crusher-~**%** 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Wrap it in cheesecloth soaked in brandy, rum, or whatever alcoholic liquor you want. (Since you're never going to eat it, it really doesn't matter, does it.) Put it into one of those holiday tins and paste the date and the giver's name on bottom of the tin. Put it on the top shelf of some closet. If you ever find it again, up to once per year, repeat the previous instruction, unless its gotten moldy. If it gets moldy, you tell the person that gave it to you, "Gee, I was just aging the fruitcake, but I must have done something wrong. It got moldy and I had to throw it out."
If you remember, you can leave it in your will to your least-favorite relative. If not, when your time comes, your descendants will clean out your house and find it, and say, "Gee, I wonder if Grandpa Crusher forgot this was here." Who knows, someone might even eat it.
Else, sell it on e-Bay.
2006-12-30 13:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Peaches 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a Fruit Cake Toss for the kids in the neighborhood. Just see who can throw it the farthest. Give prizes! I got one from my Aunt and that is what I did. The kids had a great time!
2006-12-30 13:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by maniaajo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like anything in life, cheap fruit cake is cheap fruit cake, the fruit cake I bought costs around 45 bucks and i taste great
I love it
thank you
good luck
smile
make me some......
2006-12-30 13:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you need a spare tire for your car?
How about a rock for curling?
Perhaps something to fill in that pothole in the driveway...
Actually there are some very good fruitcakes available but not alot...never eat any that come from wal mart or any big box store..
2006-12-30 14:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kijad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why waste it? I don't eat it. I get 2 Hockey Sticks and BOY, do we have a blast! We just go down the Street and have ourselves a "treat". This way we can tell the person who sent this to us, "We TRULY enjoyed the fruitcake!" In addition, the birds are able to eat the crumbs once the fruitcake has began to get disintegrate during the Hockey game. Talk about multi-tasking with a Fruitcake, huh?
2016-03-29 01:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it to me. I love fruit cake!
2006-12-30 13:38:59 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Samaritan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give it to me i will eat it i love fruit cake
2006-12-30 13:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Stan the man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it to a food pantry. I read about someone here who made a tradition about passing it amongst family members wrapped cleverly and no one ever know who would get it next...it became a hit of a game.
2006-12-30 13:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by SlapHappy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
store it with your decorations to regift with next year. Don't they say fruit cake gets better with age. ha ha
2006-12-30 14:56:21 · answer #9 · answered by mom363546 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Buy some heavy duty shiny shellac at the craft store and shellac it and use as hoiliday door stop or centerpiece.
* Bring it to work and set out for your coworkers to enjoy.( some people do love it)
2006-12-30 15:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by yeah , yeah whatever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋