Don't you just hate it when a man trie's to feed you a bull$hit line, thinking he's going to take you home, or you take him home? Not all men are like this, but there are alot, that are. Men, if you're feeling brave, you're more than welcomed to say what bull$hit line you have given a woman and rather or not she fell for it.
2006-12-30 13:15:53 · 26 answers · asked by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Here is my number one lady-killer line of all time. "Hey baby, if your right leg was Thanksgiving and you left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the Holidays?" Since the majority of women are right-handed, I have been slapped more on the left side of my face. Never quite got laid though for some reason! Probably by using the Christmas reference for a Holiday. I should try New Years instead. ;-)
2006-12-30 13:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by tko43078 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay when time my friend and I were at the mall and these four guys in there little group approach us and the oldest of the four asked me "Excuse me were new around here and would like to know where we can get some good food." Politely I began explaining some of my favorite resturant recommendations but noticed the guy just staring at me. He then says "I'm sorry can you repeat that again because I got lost in your eyes!" LAME!!! Annoyed I just looked at him and said Please just get a life. He tried follwing my friend and I with his little "possie" but after seeing we kept ignoring them they got the point and gave up.
It's just amazing the lame pick up lines and excuses guys say to try to get you!!!
2006-12-30 21:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by Ivanna 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a white guy tell me he wanted a taste of brown sugar. I told him to go to the grocery store and look in the baking needs aisle.
2006-12-30 21:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
do u have a mirror in your pants cuz i can see myself in them - please its funny last night at the bar there was this guy who always does magic tricks with a quarter - he makes it disappear - well he comes up to me and says how about you going home with me tonight - i said youd better pull some more magic out of your hat if you think that shits gonna happen -everyone started laughing
2006-12-30 21:19:52 · answer #4 · answered by kd baby 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have three:
Is that a Keg in your back pocket cuz I want to tap that a**.
Are your parents retarded--cuz you're so special.
Your parents must be terrorists cuz you are the bomb.
2006-12-30 21:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by intewonfan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
im not a woman but a line i dont like to say to ladies "is can i buy you a drink"
2006-12-30 21:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by gunscapital 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, this one guy came up to me when i was at this football game! teenage football game! grown man.
So, he comes up to me and looks at me in this sicko way. Then, goes to his friends and starts talking to them, still looking at me, and his friends start looking too. So, his friend comes up to me and asks, "So how old are you?" I look at him and answer 21. He goes back and tells the guy. So he comes back up to me, and looks at me in this smae sicko way as before, and heres the sicko part, he starts singing and dancing to money maker. out of no where. and asks if I want to have a ride in his car.
of course, I run and never see him agian.
2006-12-30 21:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by Sali 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Is thta a keg in your pants cuz Id like to tap that ***"
I think thats how it goes.
Guys are suuuccchhhh Perves.
2006-12-30 21:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by FairChild 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have 2, did I die and go to heaven? bc your an angel.
and hey sexy, want to come home with me?
2006-12-30 21:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by lill_angel_07_88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have just walked up and asked if they wanted to fu(k; I have been slapped a lot but I have also gotten a lot. Sometimes the pain is worth it.
2006-12-30 21:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋