One day, 6 year old Tommy walked into the bathroom while his mum was in the shower. Tommy saw his mum naked and said "Mummy, what are those?" and Mum replied "Those are my flash-lights Tommy." and then Tommy asked "Whats that?" and Mum replied "That's my garden." *Keep in mind, this joke was from a while ago when women still had hairy crotches*;-). The next day, Tommy went into the bathroom, and saw his dad naked. "Daddy, what's that?" He asked. And daddy replied "That's my snake Tommy, one day you'll will be as big as mine." Tommy left the bathroom. Later that night, Tommy couldn't sleep, so he walked into his parent's bedroom and could see them just perfectly with the moonlight shining on them and screamed "MUMMY, TURN ON YOUR FLASH-LIGHTS!!! DADDY'S BIG SNAKE IS IN YOUR GARDEN!!!"
-tell me what you guys thought of this joke.
2006-12-30 13:13:23 · 22 answers · asked by missamerica7489 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The funniest part was YOUR line "Keep in mind, this joke was from a while ago when women still had hairy crotches*" - LOL!
2006-12-30 13:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Lost Panda 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was quite old but funny.
When I had heard it in class 5 it was something...
"What is this Mom?"
"Parking area"
"Can I park my little bike in the area Mom?"
"No its resered for your Dad's truck"
Your comments for the hair (for grass/bush) were really interesting. You could have also said... in those days women were not bald in between their thighs!!
2006-12-30 22:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny part was the whole joke lol
2006-12-30 13:23:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it back in a long time ago (probably 8 years ago)
2006-12-30 13:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by IC Weiner 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scratch that one, i got here upon yet another. Wana contact em? once upon a time lived a most suitable Queen with great breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen consequently. He knew that the penalty for his desire might want to be lack of life might want to he attempt to the contact them, yet he had to attempt. in the destiny Nick printed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the well being care service, the Kings chief physician. Horatio idea about this andsaid that he might want to rearrange for Nick to bigger than fulfill his desire, inspite of the indisputable fact that it would want to fee him one thousand gold money to rearrange it. without pause Nick effectively agreed to the scheme. the subsequent day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured slightly of into the Queens bra even as she bathed. quickly after she dressed, the itching began out and grew extreme. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to handle this incident, Horatio suggested the King and Queen that really a particular saliva, if utilized for 4 hours, might want to remedy this kind of itch and that tests had shown that really the saliva of Nick might want to artwork because the antidote to remedy the itch. The King, wanting to assist his Queen, straight away summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he placed into his mouth and for the subsequent 4 hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queens great and staggering breasts. The Queens itching change into finally relieved and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick got here upon Horatio stressful his fee of one thousand gold money. such as his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldnt have cared a lot less understanding that Horatio might want to in no way record this count number to the King and with interesting instructed him to wander off. the subsequent day, Horatio slipped a huge dose of a similar itching powder into the Kings undies. The King in the present day summoned Nick. the moral of the tale - Pay your bloody charges !!!
2016-12-01 08:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO very funny u shud find my one its Pretty funny riddle? find it its sirako or sariko 1 petty funny too and i like ur pic
2006-12-30 19:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by sakiro 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It reminded me of this one.
4TH grade Sunday school teacher asks the class?
What part of the body goes to heaven first?
3 kids raise their hand.(little boy in back of class wanting to be picked first waveing his hand back and forth)
Ok cathey what do you think goes to heaven first? cathy replys your heart,because you have to have Jesus in your heart to go to heaven. teacher says very good. ok Ann your next,
Ann said i think it's your sole that goes first. Because you have to have Jesus in your heart and sole. Teacher said very good. OK Bobby what do you think? Bobby says I know this one. It's your FEET. Teacher says YOUR FEET why do you think your feet goes first? Bobby said Because I got out of bed last night to go to the bathroom and when I walked past mom and dads room momma had her feet in the air saying OH GOD I'M COMEING, I'M COMEING
2006-12-30 13:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's funny.
2006-12-30 14:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when did you hear that one... thats not the original words for it.
for one thing
its Headlights and gates
and
two thirty eight
2006-12-30 14:26:12 · answer #9 · answered by clomtancy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still funny
2006-12-30 14:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Gwen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋