I have a wonderful hobby, basically I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and mask all the time, and I go around bringing joy to others. This is very time consuming so I don't have time to waste. I recently went into a walmart to buy a few more copies of The Phantom Menace DVDs. Anyway, the line was so long and I really don't appreciate having my time wasted, especially when I'm wearing my full costume. To speed things up, I started screaming at the top of my lungs and dancing. I screamed right in this old lady's face and she fell down! Then I slapped the merchandise out of this guys hands and it fell all on the floor. Then the guy started yelling at me and threatning! Luckily I brought my blaster (A Tazer Gun) with me, and I blasted him! That gave me an idea, I could speed up the line if I blasted all the people in front of me. So I started blasting them! I got to the front but everyone had rushed away, and then a few employees tackled me and I was arrested! Can I sue Walmart for my anguish?
2006-12-30 13:02:54 · 12 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sue them for hiring dummies who aren't faster at their jobs getting the line to move faster. Maybe you should insist they hire you to be their spokesperson?!
2006-12-31 01:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My first thought would be you can sue Wal-Mart, if you were in the 10 items or less lane and everyone had more than they were supposed to. Wal-Mart should really police that better. Next, Switch to an Obi Wan costume, as you may be barred from future Wal-Mart shopping. And finally, GET SOME HELP!!!
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2006-12-30 21:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by drkhrse099 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but don't waste any time. Make sure you teach Walmart a lesson for all the other abused and tormented customers.
2006-12-30 21:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh no!!!!! wtf were u thinking omg thats so mean u were not tormented by others u were tormenting them and u shocked them wit tazer gun!!!!!! wtf is wrong with u u had no right to do that!!!!!!! and i would have yelled and threatned u to if u nocked my stuff out of my hand and it fell especially if it was brakeable and u made an old woman fall to the floor i would have u arrested to but srry u cant sue they would win
2006-12-30 21:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many sleepless nights have you had making up this story? well probably not to many since you don't really have a life during the day and I'm sure you never get laid.
2006-12-30 21:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by W2D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life, you deserved what you got.
2006-12-30 22:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by HAGAR!!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nobody likes jar jar binks he is anoying as hell
2006-12-30 21:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by psycho 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should write a book. fiction
2006-12-30 21:06:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life?...
mann... you sure are bored for making up this story...
2006-12-30 21:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by xxazaleanne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
way to funnny....... gosh... where do kids come up with stuff like this...
2006-12-30 21:06:35 · answer #10 · answered by Maken trax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋