If God made all the bad things in this world, he must be emo.
If God is emo, he has low self-esteem and doesn't believe in himself.
So God is atheist, because he doesn't believe in God (himself).
Savvy?
2006-12-30 08:44:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This was not meant to be serious, I have a higher IQ than what is above. What is wrong with a good laugh?
2006-12-30 08:49:29 · update #1
ted.nardo----Only I can talk like Cap'n Jack, savvy? Not you. Gibbs, hide the rum.
2006-12-30 08:50:11 · update #2
Cannabia, I am sorry to have to tell you this, but your dear sense of humor has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.
2006-12-30 08:50:55 · update #3
andrew, why is the rum gone?
2006-12-30 08:51:12 · update #4
Bad Day, I was rooting for you, mate.
2006-12-30 08:51:43 · update #5
ConstEllation, darling, you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Cap'n BarkleyVader.
2006-12-30 08:52:26 · update #6
daniella, it would have never worked between us darling. I'm sorry.
2006-12-30 08:53:10 · update #7
Endora: Nice hat.
2006-12-30 08:53:40 · update #8
George, if you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
2006-12-30 08:54:10 · update #9
I know what an emo is... and I'm an atheist. Why am I not laughing? I must have lost my sense of humor.. NOOOO!!
2006-12-30 08:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by cannabia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God made everything perfect. Badness is the absent of goodness, it is not a thing. When you take goodness away, you have badness.
How's that for savvy?
2006-12-30 16:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by ted.nardo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That argument is flawed-erific. God making bad things doesn't make him emo, it makes Him a jerk. And emos believe they *exist,* and most of the time they think they're great, they just think other people don't realize how great they are.
2006-12-30 16:47:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God ia an athiest anyway--he doesn't believe in a higher power than himself
2006-12-30 16:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I was cool enough to know what emo was, I would be laughing.
2006-12-30 16:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Bad Day 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so god is an atheists and douse not believe in himself so he is not real that makes sence the capt jack is great keep it up
2006-12-30 16:48:11 · answer #6 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow! you just blew my mind! no, no need to apologize. your brilliance is only exceeded by the gap in your gluteus maximus.
2006-12-30 16:47:40 · answer #7 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats funny :)
2006-12-30 17:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is emo?
2006-12-30 16:48:27 · answer #9 · answered by George 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey Santa . .!!
No Problem . . . ;}
2006-12-30 16:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋