give us a pint and drinks on the house for everybody.When the landlord gave him the bill he said " iv'e got no money" the landlord say's "if you went into my brothers pub and pulled that trick he'd have broke your f**k**g neck" he replyed "iv'e just come from there. .........................Yes all you 2 point pr***s heard it 15 years ago brigade so wot it's funny and up to date now (init)
2006-12-30 08:28:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very this century!! any more??
Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar, the bartender says, “What is this, some kinda joke?”
A man walked into a bar, sat down, and soon a horse came out of the back room and asked him, “What’ll it be, fella?”
The man was shocked and stared at the horse in amazement.
The horse said, “Hey, buddy, I haven’t got all day. You want a drink?”
The man shook his head and said, “What happened? Did the cow sell the place?”
2006-12-30 08:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-30 08:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-30 08:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in my opinion Sir, those colors do no longer bypass in any respect, and the cognitive dissonance with mutton chop whiskers could be too plenty to undergo! Aye can`t beat God`s very own county, might i want to propose close by Whitby to you Sir? attractive little coastal city and a well-known hang-out of Dracula don`tcha comprehend.
2016-11-25 01:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes them types are called crank's and they pick on the smalles man in the pub to kick 6 bells out of.they what i call bullies.
2006-12-30 10:39:27 · answer #5 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a version of it but I thought it was funny.
Besides it don't matter how old the joke is if it is good.
2006-12-30 09:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by plf4170 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing wrong with that joke, bolloxs to the two point brigade, you keep telling them mate !!!!!!! lol lol lol
2006-12-30 09:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very original - no New Year drinks in YOUR pub, then!!!
2006-12-30 08:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY AND UNHEARD BEFORE 9/10
2006-12-30 08:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one before.... very funny!!
2006-12-30 08:32:28 · answer #10 · answered by Minniex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋