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If atheists come from apes, christians are humans and all humans come from apes, then are the christians atheists?

2006-12-30 08:27:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

come on people...have you lost your sense of humor?

2006-12-30 08:33:58 · update #1

17 answers

If all A are B, and all C are B, then all C are A. False. This cannot be concluded according to the diagram.

2006-12-30 08:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 5 0

Anyone who believes in a higher authority is not an ATHEIST. Christians are impersonalists.

2006-12-30 16:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by edcaimo 3 · 0 0

You're getting it all confused.

Atheists are people that do NOT believe in an afterlive.

Christians believe that there are a heaven and a hell and you will spend all of eternity in either one.

So the answer to your question:

Christians are about OPPOSITE from Atheists.

2006-12-30 16:32:37 · answer #3 · answered by Andry M 2 · 0 0

Yes, Christians are atheists.. Not for the silly wordplay you put up but they are atheists.

Since there are thousands of gods, they are atheists to those gods except their own.

I, however, am an atheist of just one more god than they are.

2006-12-30 16:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by umwut? 6 · 0 0

Good try fella. No Christians believe in God and atheists don't, pure and simple, no monkey business here.

2006-12-30 16:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by angel 7 · 1 0

Your logic makes no sense. Evolving from apes does not automatically make you atheist.

2006-12-30 16:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by some teenager 5 · 3 1

this guy is next in line for the head job in Iraq. you can take the word head in many directions. see, I am trying to have a sense of humor. funny? or not? is it? or is it not?

2006-12-30 16:36:06 · answer #7 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1 0

That's a stupid syllogism.

But, I think all christians are atheists lying to themselves.

2006-12-30 16:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by cannabia 3 · 0 0

2 points
and
what the hec ..

2006-12-30 17:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by Blossom 4 · 0 0

no because Athiests dont worship apes

if that were all true, Christians would be wrong.

2006-12-30 16:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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