George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling. George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".
George W. asked him why he was so unfriendly and Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert."
2006-12-30 08:22:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I haven't heard this joke since his father was in office--we need to bring it back!
2006-12-30 08:23:44 · update #1
Only Americans love him Endora sis !!
I m sorry to say that he is not at all a popular personality among rest of the world...
2006-12-30 08:27:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually this is not an urban myth but a fact. Moses parted Bush's brain and since then he came up with the war in Iraq and all his other policies.
2006-12-30 16:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by Rico E Suave 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honey, The real Moses is dead. Sorry if this causes you grief, he is not at the airport, that was an impostor. He was one of those airport Moonies.
2006-12-30 16:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by angel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ah what a good joke that is but ya know i think even moses hates the whole of christianity too but then again no one has seen him in ages and did you know that moses was the son of jehovah the bible god? its funny but the bible does call moses son as well
2006-12-30 16:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by Guardian Knight777 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Everybody hates your president, even the characters of sic-fi books, such as the bible.
2006-12-30 16:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only Satan does not hate your president.
2006-12-30 16:34:35 · answer #6 · answered by imamulleith 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to go away
2006-12-30 16:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
to bad it didn't turn into a burning bush.
2006-12-30 16:26:27 · answer #8 · answered by cork 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
BUAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that's rich. I'll have to remember this.
2006-12-30 16:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by The Pope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mOSES DIED 4,000 YRS AGOO SO YOU FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT HUMOR OR SARCASM IS AT LEAST AS DEAD GORBALIZER
2006-12-30 16:35:17 · answer #10 · answered by gorbalizer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋