2006-12-30 08:02:03 · 30 answers · asked by amonie r 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
this is a joke!
2006-12-30 08:13:58 · update #1
Ask your parents! you may be too young
2006-12-30 08:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I hope I'm not wasting my time, but I'm going to consider this a serious question.
I don't know how old you are or how much you already know, so I'm going to explain everything the best I can.
The mother has a uterus, it's located underneath the abdomen. Around the uterus are two "sacks" called ovaries. These ovaries releas and ovule or an egg every month. The egg goes into the uterus. If the egg is met by sperm, produced by the father, the egg becomes a baby very slowly, over 9 months. If not, it is released when the mother has a period.
The father gets the sperm inside the mother during sex. During sex the mother and father get close enough that his penis gets inside of her vagina and he released a liquid from his penis called semen. This semen contains sperm.
After the sperm is released into the vagina it makes it way into the uterus where it hopefully meets the egg. The sperm burrows inside of the egg and the egg becomes fertilized. The fertilized egg will now implant itself into the walls of the mother's uterus. This is where the baby will develop. Over the 40 weeks the baby will go from beind the size of a tiny dot barely visible to the naked eye to a full sized baby with 10 toes and fingers and eyes and a heart beat!!
When the mother is near the end of her pregnancy the baby will reposition itself and eventually comes out of the womans vagina, also called the birth canal.
I hope that answers your question or any other youngsters out there too embarrassed to ask their parents.
now I have practice for when I tell my own children about this someday... ha!
2006-12-30 08:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by Tiff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mix a tablespoon or two of cream with an egg in a bowl, bake for about 9 months ideally and that's how you get a bun in the oven.
Ask your parents for anything more specific......
2006-12-30 08:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Up an Evolutionary Tree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, they add a some love, some passion, a little love juice from the man, and and an egg from the woman, and when the two meet, it's like magic. It's the beginning of a new life made out of love. ~~~ Talk to you Mom about the rest of the details.
2006-12-30 08:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It needs explaining in a way that makes sense to you at your age. Ask your mother to get a book or video that explains it clearly, then answer any questions that you have.
2006-12-30 08:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by ricochet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you honestly don't know then you must be very young and you should ask your parents. This is not the place to learn stuff like this.
2006-12-30 08:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by T.K. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you need a big bowl...then go get some sugar and spice and everything nice. Toss it in the bowl and start mixing. Voila...one baby girl.
2006-12-30 08:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by steve 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
boy + girl = baby
2006-12-30 08:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by corkkaylove 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
People don't make babies, Elves do at the NorthPole.
2006-12-30 08:06:58 · answer #9 · answered by Smiley 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
have "the Talk" with your parents, or some other responsible adult you know, then if that doesnt help look it up online and I'm sure you can find the answer..
2006-12-30 08:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Bored&Broken 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋