A woman walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress," she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No," she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
2006-12-30 07:12:24 · 35 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello Cowboy.
That was very nearly border line. Still not as good as the pigeons.
Hope you had a good Christmas.
Happy New Year and thanx for the laughs.
2006-12-30 21:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howdy pardner... that was funny.
Reminds me of one..
A man goes into a hamburger place and orders a hamburger. Without the man seeing him, the attendant puts gobs of mayonnaise on it, and hands it to the man… the man eats the burger, and decides that it was the best he ever had, and he wants another. So he tells the attendant to make
another, just like the last one..
“Come again on that burger,” the attendant yells out.
“I knowed it, I knowed it!” the mans exclaims.
HAPPY NEW YEAR...
2006-12-30 07:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-12-30 07:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy New Year Cowboy YEEE HAAAA.
2006-12-31 07:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I shall use tell it at the party tomorrow evening.
2006-12-30 07:26:47 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hells bells Clint, thats the best iv'e heard in ages lol lol
2006-12-30 07:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now this was one of the better jokes I have read today.
2006-12-30 08:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by plf4170 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa very good 10/10
2006-12-30 10:40:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-12-30 07:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was her name Monica Lewinsky?
2006-12-30 07:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋