Mans Best Friend
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bulldog on
a leash. Behind him was a queue of about 200 men or more walking in
single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. So he
respectfully approached the man walking the dog,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now this is a bad time to
disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral
is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed
her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue."
2006-12-30 06:56:01 · 24 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, the best for this year i would say since its near new year and i doubt i would find one funnier than this XD
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
2006-12-30 07:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by Lavender B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Funny! 10/10!
2006-12-30 15:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, just brilliant. and don't forget women have mother in laws as well. (Any chance I could join the queue?)
2006-12-31 06:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This makes three I have read and three I love.
2006-12-30 16:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by plf4170 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-30 15:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best I have heard today.
2006-12-30 15:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-30 14:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool...would that dog work on my ex husband's wife????
2006-12-30 22:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2006-12-30 15:04:19 · answer #9 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh naughty! but funny :)
2006-12-30 14:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋