One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you here?"
"I'm right year Doc," he said.
"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
"Right here docta," he said.
"Wonderful news! It's-"
"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
2006-12-30 06:47:58 · 19 answers · asked by Shaniqua B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i didn't actually make this one up...
2006-12-30 06:53:30 · update #1
♥ ♥ old joke but still funny ♥ ♥
2006-12-30 06:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he have 7 or 11 kids? No it's not funny. Plus it makes no sense.. if I worked for 3M it wouldn't make me elated if I had triplets.. weird and very bad joke.
2006-12-30 06:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by stacy_8888 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and Happy New Year!
2007-01-02 07:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay although the relations with them having two three kids and working for double mint isnt that funny you are trying too hard
2006-12-30 06:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by LUCKY TOLLY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard that one but its still pretty funny. Upgrade!
2006-12-30 06:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by gundam_bravo4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but honesty counts, Its not funny ... I would give it 2.5/10.
2006-12-30 06:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by magdaleal14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well ,i'm feeling bummed-out because of nwe year, but it still made me laugh:))
2006-12-30 06:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by CrashBoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Never heard it but it's funny.
2006-12-30 06:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is cool!!!! 8/10
2006-12-30 06:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny and I'm preggers.
2006-12-30 06:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by steffers4979 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋