2006-12-30 06:31:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious
2006-12-30 06:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but here is a better one...
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-12-30 14:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by Superscoot52 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny looking
2006-12-31 00:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is too old to date, all he did was ask if we think its funny when he tricks us in2 cumin' in lookin' 4 a joke, but thx 4 points
2006-12-30 15:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you already asked this question and it's still not funny
2006-12-30 14:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No--it's a waste of time, but a collection of two points.
2006-12-30 14:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by bellegurl17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love you.
did u think that was funny?
2006-12-30 14:41:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
C'mon, Dearie, You can do much better than this! LOL.
Happy, happy New Year!
2007-01-02 17:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends... I give it a "so so".
BTW: what were you trying to share?
Happy New Year!
2006-12-30 14:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by D N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What??? Thnx for the points...
2006-12-30 14:35:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Answer Chick ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋